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POOPY PANTS (Best of Summer Awards 2010)

Posted July 31, 2010 by Doug

As this summer begins to wind down, I’d like to bring some attention to what made this one pure magic! In part one of my Best Of Summer 2010 series, I present Yankees relief pitcher, Chan Ho Park, fielding a question from his critics regarding his horrible first game in pinstripes. Mariano Rivera smiles behind [...]

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Len Wiseman? Are you fucking kidding me?!
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Breaking Nerd News: TOTAL RECALL REMAKE

Posted July 30, 2010 by Doug

This just in: Hollywood Bankrupt Of Original Ideas: Total Recall is being dusted off for a big fancy Hollywood remake. For those who are interested, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, Kurt Wimmer (Salt) is writing the script. The bad news is, Len Wiseman (Underworld, Die Hard 4) [...]

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AMERICAN IDIOT

Posted July 30, 2010 by Doug

Reported by Doug E. Karate (Filling in for B-Lo Jackson. ) Since that season homophobia came from behind and robbed Adam Lambert,  it would seem the powers that be at Fox are scrambling even harder to find more inventive ways to convince you to stop watching American Idol: Deadline.com reports that Jennifer Lopez has officially inked a deal to [...]

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CASTING XANADU 2011

Posted July 30, 2010 by Doug

As we reported here it seems that a Xanadu remake is already in the infant stages of its development. As tacky as remaking a tacky movie might be, I am personally excited to see this title fail a second time! But, since money is already being spent, and decisions are already being made, here is [...]

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Anne Rice Says, “Peace Out!” To Christianity.

Posted July 29, 2010 by Doug

Just in time for MTOJ VAMPIRE WEEK! Anne Rice announced on Facebook yesterday that she’s quitting Christianity as a matter of conscience. “For those who care, and I understand if you don’t: Today I quit being a Christian. I’m out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being ‘Christian’ or to being [...]

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XANADU REMAKE/SEQUEL IS IMMINENT!

Posted July 29, 2010 by Doug

Apparently, Hollywood even wants to cash in on the terrible parts of your childhood. You can bet I’ll be following this story very closely… Sony Pictures CEO, Michael Lynton tells Hillel Italie of the Associated Press that a Xanadu remake/sequel “is imminent!”  Weeks after negotiating a deal with MGM/MCA, the currently struggling studio responsible for the [...]

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Thor Trailer Released

Posted July 29, 2010 by B-Lo Jackson

The trailer for Marvel’s next superhero movie, Thor, starts out promisingly enough: Thor (Chris Hemsworth) may have a golden mane Goldilocks would envy, but he is a manly man! He wears Timberlands and is a scrappy, thuggish fighter who dispenses with secret-service agents like he was trained in “Afghanistan” or “Chechnya.” Alas, it turns out [...]

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Once a ho, always a ho! (Dirty, filthy video contained herein!)

Posted July 29, 2010 by B-Lo Jackson

Well, if you think all that is attractive, wait until you hear this… Hold on, I need to just spit out this vomit real quick like… Amy Fisher has signed a deal to star in four porn movies. The Long Island Lolita is taking her shot at hardcore fame, and will produce and star for [...]

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