So, as I discuss in this week’s FRESH NEW EPISODE of our podcast, Ms. Christina Aguilera is struggling to maintain some semblance of a relevant career in pop music. Her second single from the woeful Bionic, the cunnilingus ode, Woo-Hoo, was scrapped faster than her canceled summer tour and her record company forced her into releasing this mediocre ballad instead. As you can see by the amount of money they spent on the video (read: they shot and edited it on some intern’s iPhone 4), they have obviously lost faith in anything from this debacle of an album succeeding.
Don’t believe me? Watch the nonsense below.

I mean….they obviously had no budget for hair or wardrobe. I don’t even think they could afford those eye drops to help actresses cry on cue as it looks like the Sharpied those tears onto her face. And don’t even get me started on the “effects”…
I really think Xtina needs to just take her scabies and crawl back to the brothel where she came from. This is just embarrassing.