As we reported here it seems that a Xanadu remake is already in the infant stages of its development. As tacky as remaking a tacky movie might be, I am personally excited to see this title fail a second time! But, since money is already being spent, and decisions are already being made, here is who I would cast. You know, because I am that self important and I have nothing else to do at work on the last Friday of the month.
Personally, I want to see Kylie Minogue play Kira/Olivia Newton John’s part. The reasons are legion:
- Like Olivia, she’s Australian. This isn’t really a reason but I feel like starting this piece off with some fluffy filler.
- She sings like the dickens!
- At the risk of sounding sexist, that bitch is so fucking hot she makes me want to be a good person.
- I need a reason to post yet another picture of Kylie on the site.
- B. Lo “would just die!”
- Her sister has already covered the theme song. (SEE BELOW)
*Truth be told, it took me so long to figure out just which picture of Kylie to post that I forgot who else I wanted to cast in the movie.
To Be Continued….