What was Sarah Palin’s daughter Willow up to during the premiere of her family’s new TLC reality show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska? According to TMZ, she was engaged in an epic Facebook war about the show. There are screenshots! Apparently, a kid named “Tre,” who went to school with Bristol and Willow Palin, was not a fan [...]

John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration, is going to testify before Congress on Wednesday morning.  He was scheduled to do so, before the public outrage from the past few days, about being hand-raped, …er body scanned and patted down. Federal authorities say the machines are a necessary security protocol, following the recent [...]

Caveat: I have not seen this movie. However, the buzz on the internet is that this is a pile of fetid terrier feces. That’s a shame too, because I was really rooting for this movie. I first learned about it with an awesome, though highly disturbing trailer involving human beings being sucked up into the [...]

I’M BACK, BITCHES! After my worldwide Kanye West exclusive, I jetted off to New Orleans to hide from all of the press attention and cease-and-desist letters. I didn’t mean to stay gone so long, but there are a lot of boys out there that really needed my attention. However, I’ve developed a serious case of [...]

Keith Richards reportedly punched a Swedish journalist during an interview, after his presumed to be rotting mind recalled that the reporter had once given The Rolling Stones a bad review. Apparently, Mr. Richards’ memory may be sharper than one would suspect, because it turns out that Markus Larsson had, in fact, reviewed the band’s 2007 [...]

I can’t decide if I should be mad at Society, Fast Food, Money Hungry People, Attention Whores, Fat People, Sodium, or the Internets – one way or another, I think we should be mad at someone. Residents of Arizona, home of beloved Governor Jan Brewer – who passed the controversial, “Hey if you smell like [...]

So a long time ago, word was bouncing around for some time about a Batman: Year One series staring Bruce Wayne slowly on his way to become Batman. It would have featured him traveling the world and picking up one skill at a time. Instead, we ended up with Smallville, and Batman ended up in [...]

Doug loves the NY Yankes, B-Lo enjoys Kylie a wholeeeeee lot, Maire has a passion for her butterfly collection and me, my favorite Christian Dumbass Team is none other than the Westboro Baptist Church! If you’re not familiar with their philanthropic work – these  lovely people, who care so much about spreading Christianity to their [...]