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1st Annual Scariest #Santa Awards 2010

Posted December 11, 2010 by Robbie Danger

This morning on Facebook, I saw someone share a photo of their baby with this mall Santa.  Folks, I didn’t do any photoshop work to this guy.  He’s just that horrifying.  The person who posted this photo noted that the baby was freaking out when it was on Santa’s lap. No shit.  Look at this [...]

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Byte Size Justice!

Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest #ElizabethEdwards funeral

Posted December 10, 2010 by Robbie Danger

The disgusting Westboro Baptist Church, famous for protesting fallen American soldier funerals, released a statement on their website accusing Elizabeth Edwards of “spewing blasphemy.”  They claim, amongst other stupid accusations, that she refused to pray to God to cure her of cancer. “This witch spent her life in defiance and disobedience of God, and blasphemed [...]

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#Google becoming Skynet continues, as they test location based marketing platform.

Posted December 10, 2010 by Robbie Danger

PORTLAND, OR – As a new initiative to tune the programming for the Terminator AI, to that of your personal preferences, in order to find and eliminate you faster, Google is releasing a new advertising and marketing platform for local businesses. Named “Hotpot,” an anagram for oHTTPo, the Skynet language protocol, they use the data from Google [...]

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I Can Has LIED to you #MightyTideOfJustice

Posted December 9, 2010 by Tom Drake

Retractions retractions retractions. Where shall I start? OK First of all, it turns out that Josh Whedon was originally offered the chance to do the crappy idiotic should not be made Buffy the Movie, and politely declined to do so. This is probably because Mr. Whedon remembers what it is like working with idiots who [...]

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Music

We must stop #Weezer

Posted December 8, 2010 by Pierce Vernacular

Tis the season for giving, and I think I’ve found the most worthy and hilarious cause for all you givers out there to donate your money to.  I’ll admit that I am a fan of Weezer’s first two albums, but I couldn’t agree more with what the charity organizer has to say. Check out the [...]

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Where’s the Beef? Seriously? #V

Posted December 8, 2010 by Tom Drake

So I just recently got done watching the mini series, V, from the 1980′s, and which has been redone as a miniseries….needless to say…I’m not impressed…with the modern version. Spoilers Below So, the original V was based on a desire by the original producer to do “It Can’t Happen Here” (a 1935 work that explains [...]

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MARK YOUR CALENDERS…SHE IS COMING! #OMFG

Posted December 8, 2010 by B-Lo Jackson

Music website Soundfiends has revealed exciting, life-changing, mind-blowing news. The first single to be taken off Britney‘s upcoming March album will make its worldwide premiere on Monday, January 3rd 2011. That’s only a couple of weeks away, and what a big way to start the new year! Who’s excited? Well….I MOTHERFUCKING AM! Here are the [...]

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#GeorgeLucas has a New Career as a Necromancer

Posted December 7, 2010 by Tom Drake

George Lucas is now officially a psychological case study on impulse control. There have been instances where people have lost part of the control of their brain where in, for example, they are unable to control what they say (Turret’s Syndrome), or their bodily functions or the like. They are serious conditions. I’m not so [...]

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