Happy New Year, bitches! I’m sorry to have been gone for so long. I promise to be back to regular sleaze excretion very soon. Just wanted to pop in and add to the hype machine.

1.11.11 is Britmas Day! Yes, the long awaited, highly anticipated new single from the Princess of Pop, Ms. Britney MOTHERFUCKING Spears, Hold It Against Me, drops in 4 days!

Here’s an early demo:

I must say when I first heard this, I was really, bitterly, suicidally disappointed. It sounded like a Ke$ha throwaway. However, all reports by those lucky few who have heard the song confirm that the finished version is quite different, much dirtier, more dancey and a true Britney classic!

For those of us who love pop music, a new Britney single is just about the best thing ever! I’m hoping for a leak this weekend…if so….you know that shit’ll be up here for all to hear.