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POP SWALLOWS #2: THE MEXICAN

Posted April 18, 2011 by Doug

I hope you enjoy this issue because I had a ball writing it. I’ll just note beforehand that my contempt for the “Guido” subculture has been ingrained in me well before the word “Guido” had ever entered the national Late Night TV lexicon. However, they play a little part in this story. This Issue is [...]

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Mitt Romney & Bottlenose Dolphin Confident About 2012 Presidential Bid

Posted April 13, 2011 by Robbie Danger

On Monday night, Mitt Romney officially began a second bid for the White House. Romney, a former Governor of Massachusetts and 4th level Mormon wizard declared, “it is time we put America back on a course of greatness.”  Then cast a +5 charisma spell on himself.  His presidential exploratory committee began work Tuesday.  The 64-year-old [...]

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POP SWALLOWS #1: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN

Posted April 10, 2011 by Doug

From the bargain bin… I bet the fellas thought they were fucking hilarious when they assigned me this album to start my blog off with. The funny thing is they couldn’t have possibly picked a better one. For me, the experience of purposely listening to Rod Stewart’s Blondes Have More Fun and writing about it [...]

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The Return of Doug E. Karate

Posted April 9, 2011 by Doug

Every time he tries to get out, we pull him back in. So Pierce and Rob assembled the most random collection of records together, stopped by  Doug E. Karate’s house and said,  “Here you go. Write about these, sucker. We dare you!” And then giggled off into the night. We told him he can also [...]

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Doug E. Karate Makes A Cameo: LASERS by Lupe Fiasco REVIEW

Posted April 7, 2011 by Doug

Today, the part of Pierce Vernacular will be played by Doug E. Karate-just think of this cameo as being like that old sappy sweeps week ghost from Grey’s Anatomy. Only I’m here to haunt Pierce and Rob’s hearts. Today, I’m going to review an album one of my cooler coworkers made me listen to-during one [...]

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I Come to Praise #Suckerpunch, not to bury it.

Posted April 7, 2011 by Tom Drake

I really liked this movie. I wanted to like it more. First, let me start with the positive. Zack Snyder is an amazing director. He has a sharp visual style that really knows how to tell a story. In fact, one of the best parts of the movie, the initial sequence which sets the whole [...]

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Kirstie Alley Falls; Tsunami Warnings Cancelled

Posted April 5, 2011 by Robbie Danger

“Actress” Kirstie Alley and her Russian dance partner, Maksin Chmerkovskiy, were performing on ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars,” Monday, when the couple fell to the floor. Tsunami warnings immediately sounded, causing further panic for citizens across the pacific. The pair were dancing to a live performance of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow,” when seconds into their [...]

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Kangaroo May Be Taken Away; Rhino Wants Good Home

Posted April 1, 2011 by Robbie Danger

An Oklahoma woman is fighting a battle with her city council to keep a “therapy” kangaroo.  Having been diagnosed with clinical depression, her therapist suggested she work with a local animal sanctuary where she met her buddy, “Irwin.” She’s since been nursing and caring for this semi-paralyzed kangaroo. City officials worry that as the animal [...]

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