It has come to my attention that the world has not yet ended. This is in direct contradiction to the prophecies proclaimed by Harold Camping and his entirely reasonable and rational brainwashed followers. They said in no uncertain terms that come 6 PM local time, everybody would either be dead, raptured, or suffering for about [...]
I teach in public school. It’s not a glamorous position, by any stretch. Not even close. On a list of glamorous jobs, it ranks somewhere below “Sewer Maintenance Worker” and yet somehow still above “Politician”. The reason? The argument can be made (with a straight face) that I’m at least working to improve the future [...]
Sunday night, around 10:30pm EST, the news outlets, blogosphere and social media world all shared the same information: Sarah Palin must name Justin Bieber as her running mate in 2012, to stand a chance against Obama. Late night reports claimed Osama Bin Laden was killed in a planned U.S. mission. The President delivered the message [...]