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Cash-strapped al Qaeda Turns to Couponing

Posted June 23, 2011 by Robbie Danger

WASHINGTON – Pressured by an increased scrutiny of money sources and calculated strikes aimed at its financiers, al Qaeda’s core organization in Pakistan has turned to couponing to offset dwindling cash reserves, according to files retrieved from Osama bin Laden’s compound. Bin Laden’s theory that couponing could be used as an offset, suggests that their [...]

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Still Under Fire, Gaddafi Plans to Release Hip-Hop Song with Snoop Dog

Posted June 8, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi vowed Tuesday that “we will not surrender,” is both the name of his new hip-hop single, that he plans to release later his week, and his response to the continued NATO airstrikes bombing the shit out of his compound in Tripoli. Teaming up with various artists like Akon, lil Wayne, and [...]

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Weinergate Continues: Rep. Weiner Claims Penis-mold Order Not His Either

Posted June 7, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Yesterday Rep. Weiner confessed to a series of absurd horny teenager activities, from sexting, to tweeting with several women sending lewd photos of himself to them.  We’ve just learned last night about yet another bizarre online indiscretion: A chocolate penis-mold kit arrived at his residence just last night.  After paying $30 bucks in Kohl’s Cash [...]

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Breaking News: Face from A-Team & Rick Santorum Enter the 2012 Presidential Race

Posted June 6, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum announced his candidacy for President this morning claiming he’s “in it to win it.” Popular among Republican conservatives he hopes to cater to his base that may not feel represented through a Palin or Romney.  Latest polls show Santorum trailing behind most well-known Republican candidates already, but he thinks once [...]

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My Lady Gaga Concert Experience, Told by a Non-Believer

Posted June 5, 2011 by Robbie Danger

I attended the Gaga concert last month and hadn’t found a chance to share my tale.  I felt inspired today, so here goes: Prelude My wife has been a big fan of Lady Gaga since her debut.  Admittedly, I find her music very listenable, but forgettable.  She’s techno Madonna, or as my mother pointed out, [...]

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Osama Bin Laden Dead, GOP Considers Palin / Bieber Ticket for 2012

Posted May 3, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Sunday night, around 10:30pm EST, the news outlets, blogosphere and social media world all shared the same information: Sarah Palin must name Justin Bieber as her running mate in 2012, to stand a chance against Obama. Late night reports claimed Osama Bin Laden was killed in a planned U.S. mission.  The President delivered the message [...]

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Time to #Diet, you fat horse.

Posted February 4, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Well, it’s February and you haven’t gone to the gym yet. I feel obliged to help. Throughout most of my life, my mother made a point of dieting.  So, I’ve seen it all.  Her diets varied from all eggs, to popcorn, random sweets, healthy choice meals, zebra meat  - you name it, she did it. [...]

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Everyone wants a new #Job in #2011

Posted December 27, 2010 by Robbie Danger

According to a recent CNN article, 84% of those polled wanted to pursue a new job in the coming year, this figure was up from 60% in 2009. Assuming the samplings of those polled have an error margin of 10pts, it’s fascinating to me how many people are unhappy where they are. As one of the many laid [...]

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