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Creepy Corporate Shit: A Secret Recall of Motrin Pills

Posted January 15, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Johnson and Johnson brands itself as a company that wants you to know what in its’ products. They want you to feel like you can trust them; they are still the family owned business, who cares about their consumers, like they did way back when. So, when they did a “secret recall” in Oregon… they [...]

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Mark Wahlberg Quits Smoking Pot, but Can’t Remember Why

Posted January 12, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Mark Wahlberg quit smoking pot, but he can’t remember why. Sources close to Wahlberg say he did it for his children. At a recent Indie awards ceremony, while accepting an award for The Fighter, Marky mentioned he thought the trophy looked like a gravity bong he once made using a 2 liter bottle and banana [...]

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My #2011 New Years Resolutions I Won’t Keep

Posted December 31, 2010 by Robbie Danger

Each year, as one ends and another begins, we feel compelled to state changes we want in our lives, changes that didn’t happen throughout the course of the past year.  We put pressure on ourselves to be better, thinking that the year has reset and we’ll be different people the following morning.  More often than [...]

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Everyone wants a new #Job in #2011

Posted December 27, 2010 by Robbie Danger

According to a recent CNN article, 84% of those polled wanted to pursue a new job in the coming year, this figure was up from 60% in 2009. Assuming the samplings of those polled have an error margin of 10pts, it’s fascinating to me how many people are unhappy where they are. As one of the many laid [...]

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#FarmVille for Dummies is the Perfect Anti-Social-Nerd Xmas Gift

Posted December 17, 2010 by Robbie Danger

What I would dub, the shittiest book of 2010, Farmville for Dummies is now available for pre-order on Amazon. For a whopping $13, you can be the first to get your copy of this Frost-like masterpiece, that’s scheduled for release in February of 2011.  As described on Amazon.com – it’s the “only how-to, full-color book [...]

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1st Annual Scariest #Santa Awards 2010

Posted December 11, 2010 by Robbie Danger

This morning on Facebook, I saw someone share a photo of their baby with this mall Santa.  Folks, I didn’t do any photoshop work to this guy.  He’s just that horrifying.  The person who posted this photo noted that the baby was freaking out when it was on Santa’s lap. No shit.  Look at this [...]

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I went to #Costco to buy cat litter and got a dash of Jesus

Posted December 6, 2010 by Robbie Danger

This morning I had some errands to run and purchasing cat litter at Costco was on the list.  You can buy a 42 lb. bag of litter for $11.49 – now that’s a bargain! While navigating through the store, on the way to the litter, I saw someone preparing a food sample, so I went [...]

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Now this is some good ole crazy…

Posted October 28, 2010 by B-Lo Jackson

Oscar-nominated actor Randy Quaid, fearful of being murdered in Hollywood, is seeking refugee asylum in Canada with his wife. The 60-year-old actor, featured in such movies as The Last Detail, Brokeback Mountain and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, made his goal clear at an Immigration and Refugee Board hearing on Friday in which he said that [...]

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