Is there an unwanted child in your life?  Consider giving recently acquitted Casey Anthony a call. Following the Not Guilty verdict pronounced in the trial of Casey Anthony, there has been much speculation about what comes next for the 25-year-old ex-mother from Florida.  Citing her lack of higher education, questionable choice in men, indeterminate ability [...]

“Actress” Kirstie Alley and her Russian dance partner, Maksin Chmerkovskiy, were performing on ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars,” Monday, when the couple fell to the floor. Tsunami warnings immediately sounded, causing further panic for citizens across the pacific. The pair were dancing to a live performance of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow,” when seconds into their [...]

Everyone’s favorite Scientology parents, Katie Holmes (IgNortMahtus) and Tom Cruise (NmRth), known by their respective Scientology names, decided, it was a good idea to give their child Suri, some ‘gummy’ candies.  They just happened to be in the shape of Penii’s.  While most people in America are appalled by this behavior, the North Korean Dictator [...]

Last night, during Television’s most boring 2 hours of programming, ‘The Bachelor’ -  Tom VonNoSoul Burgeron along with co-host and former human Brooke Burke, announced the new cast of Dancing with The [Z-list-dead-end-career] Stars. Among the notably famous 20 years ago, Ralph Macchio (Karate Kid), Kirstie Alley (Cheers, Look Who’s Talking and Binge Eating) and [...]

In a land that worships Hasselhoff and bearded chicks, Germany tweeted early in the evening that the quickly despised Oscar show writers could flee L.A. for safety concerns. Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted the evening and were tasked with performing the worst written dialogue since ‘The Transporter.’  The bits were uncomfortable, boring, and predictable.  [...]

Hot on the heels of Ms. Britney’s stunning #1 single, Hold It Against me, Lady Gaga is revving up her little monsters for the release of her new single and album, both titled Born This Way. As you will surely be able to see upon reading, Gaga realizes that all of her fans are basically [...]

Just when you thought ‘Octo-mom’ Nadya Suleman couldn’t possibly bring any more drama into her life, she’s managed to up the ante once again. TMZ reports that the 35-year-old mother of fourteen (including the infamous octuplets born in January, 2009) is the star of a fetish video, “in which she whips a grown man wearing [...]

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s right leg was amputated Friday in an operation that doctors said was necessary to save her life. Gabor, who turns 94 on Feb. 6, was being watched carefully, but there were no complications, doctors at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center said. “The surgery today went well, however, she is in frail [...]