Michael Vick, everyone’s favorite quarterback and dog philanthropist, who spent 19 months in prison for the financing, operating and participation in dog fighting, announced he’s interested in getting a new dog. He believes it will help his “rehabilitation.” As part of the rules of his release, he’s forbidden from owning an animal. Vick says, he [...]
Tomorrow, Wednesday, October 20th, is Spirit Day. Hopefully, hundreds of thousands of people will be honoring their commitment to wear purple in remembrance of the senseless deaths of Asher Brown, Tyler Clementi, Justin Aaberg, Seth Walsh, Cody J. Barker, Raymond Chase, and Billy Lucas. These 7 boys took their own lives in the last 6 [...]
The Manshe, pictured to my left, “allegedly” and by “allegedly” I mean, definitely, was holding the steering wheel of her vehicle, while she shaved her lower “beard” – just before a collision. The 37 year old, who made multi-tasking famous, has earned 15 minutes of internet fame. According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, [...]
I am very happy that our gay loved ones won a tremendous victory in California today. I also recognize that despite this victory, their struggle is far from over. I’m writing this because I am very afraid that this situation is going to get a lot uglier before any more progress is to be had. [...]
The latest viral video on the internet happens in the most improbable place for technology, Alabama. (NASA doesn’t count.) The videos pretty much sell themselves: The first video is the actual newscast, from Hunstville, while the second is some clever kids with an AutoTuner. Love it.
In an MTOJ jailhouse interview exclusive, Bernie “The Forearm” Madoff explained how banks and hedge funds were complicit in his scheme, knowing exactly what he was doing. ”They sure as hell knew. We used to wine and dine them, then bump uglies atop piles of invested retirees money. I’d be all like, ‘this is Mable’s [...]
Everyone on the Mighty Tide Staff is sad to report the passing of comedian Greg Giraldo. He was a brilliant comedian who passed away incredibly too soon. More Below. ‘Last Comic Standing’ judge Greg Giraldo has died, friends of the comedian confirmed today on Twitter. Giraldo was rushed to a New Jersey hospital Saturday night [...]
I can’t decide if I should be mad at Society, Fast Food, Money Hungry People, Attention Whores, Fat People, Sodium, or the Internets – one way or another, I think we should be mad at someone. Residents of Arizona, home of beloved Governor Jan Brewer – who passed the controversial, “Hey if you smell like [...]