Hot on the heels of Ms. Britney’s stunning #1 single, Hold It Against me, Lady Gaga is revving up her little monsters for the release of her new single and album, both titled Born This Way. As you will surely be able to see upon reading, Gaga realizes that all of her fans are basically [...]

A.J. McLean from the Backstreet Boys has gone into rehab again … TMZ has learned. One source tells TMZ McLean has been “out of control” in the last few months because of substance abuse, and it was interfering with plans for the Backstreet Boys’ upcoming tour with New Kids on the Block. Sources say on [...]

Hold It Against Me–Britney‘s highly anticipated (what’s the word for understatement of the fucking century?) new single from her as-of-yet untitled seventh studio album due out in March–has officially premiered. The paramedics have just grudgingly allowed me access to a computer for fifteen minutes, so I’ve decided to hurriedly draft this review. It is nonsense, [...]

Happy New Year, bitches! I’m sorry to have been gone for so long. I promise to be back to regular sleaze excretion very soon. Just wanted to pop in and add to the hype machine. 1.11.11 is Britmas Day! Yes, the long awaited, highly anticipated new single from the Princess of Pop, Ms. Britney MOTHERFUCKING [...]

Music website Soundfiends has revealed exciting, life-changing, mind-blowing news. The first single to be taken off Britney‘s upcoming March album will make its worldwide premiere on Monday, January 3rd 2011. That’s only a couple of weeks away, and what a big way to start the new year! Who’s excited? Well….I MOTHERFUCKING AM! Here are the [...]

Star accuses Britney Spears’ boyfriend of giving her a black eye, and Radar has audio of a voice they say is Britney’s talking about it. Both outlets’ source? Jason Alexander, the guy Britney accidentally married in Las Vegas in 2004. It’s hard to believe a guy whose authority stems from a childhood friendship and a [...]

The title pretty much sums it up. This album is awesome, and tits are awesome, ergo this album is the tits! How’s that for misogyny?!? Or is it the complete opposite since I’m lauding tits? Doesn’t matter, I don’t really give a shit either way. Hooray for TITS! But more importantly, hooray for Deerhunter. My dirty [...]

I am here to enlighten you to all the great bands out there that you may have not yet noticed, and steer you away from the Linkin Park, Nickleback, and Eagles type of fucktard bullshit that now clogs your iPod and CD player. Don’t worry. I’m not going to be writing these things in verse, rhyming schemes, [...]