I am here to enlighten you to all the great bands out there that you may have not yet noticed, and steer you away from the Linkin Park, Nickleback, and Eagles type of fucktard bullshit that now clogs your iPod and CD player. Don’t worry. I’m not going to be writing these things in verse, rhyming schemes, [...]

The title pretty much sums it up. This album is awesome, and tits are awesome, ergo this album is the tits! How’s that for misogyny?!? Or is it the complete opposite since I’m lauding tits? Doesn’t matter, I don’t really give a shit either way. Hooray for TITS! But more importantly, hooray for Deerhunter. My dirty [...]

Hot on the heels of Ms. Britney’s stunning #1 single, Hold It Against me, Lady Gaga is revving up her little monsters for the release of her new single and album, both titled Born This Way. As you will surely be able to see upon reading, Gaga realizes that all of her fans are basically [...]

Hold It Against Me–Britney‘s highly anticipated (what’s the word for understatement of the fucking century?) new single from her as-of-yet untitled seventh studio album due out in March–has officially premiered. The paramedics have just grudgingly allowed me access to a computer for fifteen minutes, so I’ve decided to hurriedly draft this review. It is nonsense, [...]

So, for those of us who love the 80′s and the new romantic movement in new wave, there is a lot to love about HURTS. I mean their entire album is basically a rundown of synthpop standards from that era. There’s Tears for Fears here and Depeche Mode there and Ultravox underneath and some Pet [...]

I have to give Lady Gaga credit. She releases these rather inane, though perfectly crafted, pop songs and then uses them as a platform to provoke with her videos and live performances. No, she certainly isn’t the first artist to do this. I mean, Gaga has so clearly adopted the Madonna path to superstardom and [...]

Music website Soundfiends has revealed exciting, life-changing, mind-blowing news. The first single to be taken off Britney‘s upcoming March album will make its worldwide premiere on Monday, January 3rd 2011. That’s only a couple of weeks away, and what a big way to start the new year! Who’s excited? Well….I MOTHERFUCKING AM! Here are the [...]

Happy New Year, bitches! I’m sorry to have been gone for so long. I promise to be back to regular sleaze excretion very soon. Just wanted to pop in and add to the hype machine. 1.11.11 is Britmas Day! Yes, the long awaited, highly anticipated new single from the Princess of Pop, Ms. Britney MOTHERFUCKING [...]