Teh Internetz

Google Attempts to Feed Skynet, Courts Step In

Posted March 24, 2011 by Robbie Danger

Co-founder of Google, Larry Page, dreamed of a day when all books would be available online to read through a Google library.  Named, Sum Knowledge Y NET, or Skynet for short, it’s designed to pour the entire sum of human knowledge into their mainframe.  Their hope is that Google could one day provide its own [...]

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#Google becoming Skynet continues, as they test location based marketing platform.

Posted December 10, 2010 by Robbie Danger

PORTLAND, OR – As a new initiative to tune the programming for the Terminator AI, to that of your personal preferences, in order to find and eliminate you faster, Google is releasing a new advertising and marketing platform for local businesses. Named “Hotpot,” an anagram for oHTTPo, the Skynet language protocol, they use the data from Google [...]

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Byte Size Justice!

Google, I’m tired of your bullshit.

Posted October 12, 2010 by Robbie Danger

Google, you’re seriously out of control.  I remember the good ol’ days when all Microsoft wanted, was to be on every computer in the world and have their shitty IE6 web browser installed by default on all systems.  Then the gov’t was all like, ‘hell naw girlfriend, we be breaking yoz anti-trust self up  …also, [...]

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